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Been a while. Been up to stuff.

The expression 'fucking mental' regularly flicks up in my head these days as I watch the world go ever madder under the Whore Beast and Skull Fucker.....heres a little something from Gov. Jeb apparently making Florida a safer place by enabling a law which, check this out, would render immune someone who fires into a crowd if they believe they were at risk....it would effectively prevent someone, not involved in an incident nor the 'target', to press action against the shooter if they were shot. The change in law now means that you can use deadly force if you feel threatened and that there is no need, as was previously in the law, to run away and hide. I only noticed this because of an advert in the Gruniad, which I actually thought was some kind of spoof at first, which suggested that travellers to Florida avoid any kind of confrontation. I suspect that this law, in the increasingly paranoid eyes of the Americans (sorry, generalisation, some Americans) will be seen as giving them the righteous authority to gun down anyone who looks vaguely...ooohhh...Black, Asian, Muslim, strange, democrat etc etc. In a time when we should be really doing something about the proliferation of arms and terrorism we're actually making it easier to kill people. Enough ranting. I despair, I really do.

Check out the shoot first, ask questions never campaign here.

my latest line of sweaty invective must wait.....its still in the boiler room brewing up. Instead, heres a bloke whose hair looks like a hat.

MediaGuardian.co.uk | Media | Remembering Ronnie: Barker's best gags: "'The West Drayton man who has kept himself awake every night for 17 years by snoring has at least found the answer. He's going to sleep in another room.'"
Ronne B., you will be missed.

"If you imagine the noise God makes before he eats a slice of cheese on toast, then comparably, that's how satisfying yearning the 65 minutes of Takk..... sounds. Ordinary people. Extraordinary songs"
NME reviews Sigur Ros latest album

SEE! Did I not say everyone in the world, living or dead, should be listening to these icelandic chaps!

school boy humour rocks!

check out these papers......

Letter to the Editor: Similar fasting ghrelin levels in binge eating/purging anorexia nervosa and restrictive anorexia nervosa •
Psychoneuroendocrinology, Volume 29, Issue 5, June 2004, Pages 692-693
Barbel Otto , M. Tschöp and U. Cuntz

... presumably an angry letter?

CARCINOMA OF PENIS AND CERVIX
The Lancet, Volume 316, Issue 8199, 18 October 1980, Pages 855-856
P. S. Cocks, K. R. Peel, R. A. Cartwright and R. Adib

Identification and biochemical characterization of an avian sulfatase homologous to the human ARSE, the gene for X-linked chondrodysplasia punctata
Gene, Volume 336, Issue 2, 21 July 2004, Pages 155-161
Paola Ferrante, Silvia Messali, Andrea Ballabio and Germana Meroni

....so I spent some of my valuable life currency plugging rude words into Science Direct, hey, it made me laugh...

Way cool....West Side Story reedited as a trailer for a zombie flick.....

I woke sweating.....the dreams I've been having recently are very disturbing, Condoleeza riding naked on a killer dolphin loaded with attack darts on a dying sea.......you see, its not all insanity either, part of Bush's new 'War Against Weather' has already began (don't believe the hype of telling the Americans to save fuel - the message is clear, bring on the monster trucks.....) with the 'accidental' release of killer attack dolphins reported in the aftermath of Katrina. They been trained to hunt down 'weather' (or as Bush said 'them folks in the sky that make it rain') and kill it without mercy........

if you think this is pure fantasy...ninja dolphins

The other piece which caught my eye this morning was William Bennett, friend to the American Neo-Nazi saying that 'if you want to reduce crime.....abort every black baby'. But its okay, because he went on to say '...an impossible, ridiculous and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down'. Official sources report the Whore Beast as saying "the president believes the comments were not appropriate". Check the wording here..."believes", which suggests he was not exactly sure, probably trying to figure out how that worked with his pro-values. Read the full manifesto of Willy 'Baby Killer' Bennett here.

And Iraq drags on, with the lovely Condoleezzla shrieking out about not ceding the country to Barbaric Killers.......yeah, winning hearts and minds....You can win them to, just find a queue in down town Baghdad and wait for them to come tumbling from the sky. For fucks sake, have we got such short memories......., a war based on lies (now wait, don't start nitpicking - it was lies, there were no WMDs (oh except for the sarin which Saddam got from Ronnie (the senile monkey fucker) but by the time we invaded he'd long since used it on the Kurds) and the fuckers who started it grinning like fucking apes as the bodies mount up.