I should just except the fact that my view, the ceiling of the stone I seem to be living underneath is the way things are and that I should only, in future, rely on barely audible messages being shouted at me from outside. This occured to me when I see that 'The Rum Diaries' by the good Doctor is being made into a film with Colonel Depp in the head role. Why, when I waste so much time surfing the net, does the important stuff slip past me - its not even if I spend my precious gas guzzling hours staring at porn but instead I find myself reading the newspaper, which I could buy and read - in the real world.